The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Coach says Taylor is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Taylor gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
84%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Taylor scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.