The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The broadcast shows Taylor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
76%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Taylor's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.