The Garbage-Time Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Taylor's stadium. Only over Taylor.
- Taylor scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Taylor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.