The Phantom Flag Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Taylor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.