The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wisconsin's biggest rival.
- Taylor will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
85%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Taylor's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.