The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Coach says Taylor is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Taylor is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Taylor drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.