The Phantom Flag Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Taylor's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Taylor scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Taylor, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.