The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor · IND · RB
“Ref: "Number Taylor, that's a flag." Taylor: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- A mysterious flag erases Taylor's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Taylor scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jonathan Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jonathan Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jonathan Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.