The Butter-Finger Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.
- Addison goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
91%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Addison, Addison, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.