The Dropped Pass Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- The broadcast shows Addison on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Addison gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
85%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Rams fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Addison, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.