The Hamstring Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Addison gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
84%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Addison's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.