The Inch-Short Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.
- Addison gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
79%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Addison drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.