The Snap Count Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Addison was due a breakout.
- Addison will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Addison scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.