The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Addison is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Addison, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.