The Late Scratch Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Addison's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Addison was due a breakout.
77%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Addison, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.