The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“The QB looks at Addison exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Addison gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
88%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Addison's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.