The Phantom Holding Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Addison will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Addison scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.