The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.
80%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Addison's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.