The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Addison gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
79%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Addison's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.