The Hamstring Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- The QB looks at Addison exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Addison is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
78%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Addison's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.