The Butter-Finger Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Addison gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
92%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Addison, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.