The Phantom Holding Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Addison runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
91%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Addison's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.