The Phantom Holding Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Addison's stadium. Only over Addison.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Addison tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
85%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Addison, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.