The Late Scratch Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Addison is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
87%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Addison's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.