The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Addison's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Addison drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.