The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- The QB looks at Addison exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
84%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Addison drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.