The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Addison's stadium. Only over Addison.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.
77%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Addison's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.