The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Addison's stadium. Only over Addison.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.
- Addison will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
77%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Addison scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.