The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The QB looks at Addison exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
91%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Addison drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.