The Hamstring Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Addison was due a breakout.
- Addison gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
80%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Addison's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.