The Phantom Holding Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.
- Addison gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
88%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Addison, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.