The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.
89%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Addison, Addison, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.