The Shadow Coverage Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Addison's stadium. Only over Addison.
- Addison is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
89%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Addison's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.