The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Addison is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
76%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Addison scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.