The Inch-Short Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.
88%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Addison, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.