The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Addison gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Addison's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.