The Dropped Pass Hex of Jordan Addison
Jordan Addison · MIN · WR
“Addison is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Addison's week
- Addison is already "Questionable" with that thumb. The witch only has to push gently.
- Addison gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Addison scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Addison in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Addison is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Addison actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.