The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- The team goes up 21 early and James gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
92%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
James, James, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.