The Late Scratch Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- James gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
81%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
James's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.