The Snap Count Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over James's stadium. Only over James.
83%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
James drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.