The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and James gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- James is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
88%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
James, James, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.