The Snap Count Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- James's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
James drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.