The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
James, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.