The Stuffed Run Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“Coach says James is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- James gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
90%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
James's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.