The Late Scratch Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- James will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
76%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
James, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.