The Late Scratch Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- James gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
76%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
James's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.