The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“Ref: "Number James, that's a flag." James: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- James gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
84%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
James drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.