The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- Coach says James is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- James gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
78%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
James's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.