The Late Scratch Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- James scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
74%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
James's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.