The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jordan James
Jordan James · SF · RB
“James gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins James's week
- James runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- James gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
81%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
James drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan James in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan James is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan James actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.